T-Shirt — “The Boobs Are Real, The Smile Is Fake” Retro Graphic Tee

A lightweight, soft cotton tee that balances playful sarcasm with vintage-inspired graphics. Front chest shows a small smiling face with melting details and a cheeky circular caption; the back features bold retro lettering that reads “the boobs are real / the smile is fake” with decorative flowers and a winking smiley. Breathable Airlume combed ring-spun cotton keeps you comfortable all day. The retail fit and classic crew neckline make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear solo. Ethically produced blanks and tear-away label add comfort and conscience to everyday wear.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness
- Retail fit with crew neckline — easy to layer and accessory-friendly
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar for shape retention and durability
- DTF/DTG printed graphics (crisp front chest and bold back print) with tear-away label to minimize irritation
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured blanks (sourced from Honduras; Bella+Canvas practices fair labor standards)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean