Graphic Tee — “Unless I’m Sitting On Your Face My Weight Is None Of Your Business” Smiley Checkered T-Shirt

Light, bold, and a little cheeky — this crewneck tee brings a punkish wink to everyday wear. Soft Airlume combed cotton drapes easily over the body while the retail fit keeps the silhouette neat enough for layering under a jacket or wearing solo. Front chest features a small smiley motif; the back shows a playful, high-contrast checker block with a grin and the phrase about weight and boundaries — a confident, boundary-setting statement that reads like humor and solidarity. Breathable, lightweight fabric and a tear-away label mean comfortable wear from morning coffee runs to late-night hangs. Ethically produced and REACH certified, it’s a comfortable piece that aligns with thoughtful values.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline — easy to layer or wear alone
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured
- Printed chest and back designs using crisp DTF/DTG methods depending on provider for vivid, detailed graphics

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean